”I faked my death and printed an obituary just to dump a lady” – Lagos Big Boy Reveals

 

A Nigerian Man has taken to micro-blogging site, twitter to recount how he faked his own death and printed an obituary poster just so he could leave the relationship he was in at that time.

Read his hilarious narration below ;

One time in final year after defending my project, I met one sweet Post Graduate at Alakahia. She was way older than me but she was sweet.

We did talking stage for like 1 week before she agreed to come to my place and that day was one of the biggest mistakes of my life.

Because of small pre marital sex, this woman was calling me 30 times a day.

If Nepa takes her light – “Baby, you won’t believe what just happened”

If the light comes back – “Baby, they brought it back oh”

“Baby, our compound water tank is empty”

I was even managing the calls until one Sunday she sent me her Sunday picture, she was wearing white and white.

I asked her whether she was wearing costume for kingdom dance performance in church but she said it’s Olumba Olumba Obu. (If you know, you know)

I started sweating.

I got drunk that evening and told her “I’m ending this relationship. I’m not feeling it”

The woman just laughed and said

“Don’t worry, you will soon start feeling it”

The next day, she came to the house and seduced me and I fell and forgot that I’ve broken up with her.

When my eyes cleared, I broke up with her again.
She just laughed and said she’ll see me tomorrow.
The same thing happened again.

In fact, it went on like that for weeks, I will break up, she will sexually bring me back to the relationship.